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Are they dead? Again? Well... kinda sorta.

So, Chris and Michael have both moved. Chris is once again in the land of crabs while Michael goes into deeper isolation.

The show has taken a back seat and we are deciding on its future. One thing is for sure. We have A LOT to talk about. Both of our lives have been turned upside down.

There will be a new show. When? We're not too sure. But it's coming. So take your pill and prepare for an abortion grenade!

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BROCKET 99 AND ANTI RADIO PRESENT - MAACP #622 - PHANTOM LIGHT

SHOW #622. With heavy hearts, we give you our 9-11 tribute. Time for a sing-along! Chris avoids more work for the show (non-brave or lazy?). Kevin Everett. Michael has developed a new way to induce quick orgasms while having sex (like men need a special method). Politically correct reporters. Brocket 99. Our former radio rival manages to pull himself out of the Amway deception/scam abis (only for a minute) to drop us an e-mail. Is this a big recruit attempt, or a genuine connection? Dr. Mike Lano, wrestling photographer to the stars. Nancy Grace and her fake CNN demeanor. We receive voice mail. Feast your eyes on Mishkah and more new pictures on Smut vibes. New old news from Chris' ophthalmologist. Watch Larry King on CNN, and play the game with us. One of our fav female rockers, Wendy Latta, sent new photos. Will Michael's job security disappear? It's time to play "Guess How many Messages are in Chris' Gmail Box." Michael's recent trip to Ocean City, MD, including a visit from Joe Seagull, and the ruins of a popular boardwalk icon. Music from Plastilinovy-JINN



I'm going to use this pic as my razr wallpaper for Wendy's number! And speaking of razors... Why does this pic end above the pink bubble gum tunnel? Latta, you're such a tease! We love you!!!

BROCKET 99 & ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #621 - SPECIAL ODOR

SHOW #621 - SPECIAL ODOR (OR) THE SOCIETY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF CHEESEBURGER SUBS. - A huge radio show mentions our web site. Our sincere thanks to whomever promoted it. Chris has a new distraction which will severely interfere with the show (you guessed it; money is involved). A weight loss dilemma (should it be done for love, money, or yourself?) Why is it so strange to wonder what human meat tastes like? "Hope for the best?" Hello, Wendy Latta. A horse named Charely. More excuses from Chris. Dealing with a drunk woman at a wedding. Just take a look at the awful pictures. Do they show a look of love or a horrifying waste of time? Music from Lords of the Underground. BROCKET 99

ANTI RADIO & BROCKET 99 PRESENTS - MAACP # 620 - TOOTHLESS HOLE

SHOW #620. Thanks so much to our new web host and our official local affiliate Brocket 99. Interesting how the big bad baby pussy won't see a doctor until the problem is critical (you might want to check his on-air persona at the door.) It should be a simple matter to change the gauze; not this time. Just take a look at the awful mess. The Canadian Football League (CFL). More on Chris' challenge. Will the lazy lard lose weight or just turn over and eat a ton of donuts before falling into forever sleep? Our brief tribute to Tammy Faye. Indy music from Timekeeper.

ANTIRADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #619 - QUAGMIRE

SHOW #619. We have risen from the ashes once again! Are long absence was caused by, but not limited to, the following: many technical problems Michael's inability to pay his bills (to keep his home studio on the air) Our web host dumps us for violating terms, without explanation as to what those violations were. Certain companies unwilling to fix problems in a timely manner, one of which went bankrupt during problem-solving, and Chris being forced to learn stupid, waste-of-time sighted software applications to do his job.

Actually, this show is more of an update than anything else. Please excuse Chris' awful audio, as we weren't able to link our studios for broadcast (see above). Why is radio forced to live by more stringent rules than TV? Family Guy seems to get away with anything. Finally, our take on the Chris Benoit situation. Wow! And I thought Vince McMahon was dead. Hello to our new fan from Amsterdam. Michael Anthony, Supervisor????????? Larry King and his stupid line of questioning. In true sitcom fashion, with the so-called help from a girlfriend, an air conditioner was placed in the window. During this unplanned hiatus, Chris waddles his way to Baltimore for a visit. While there, his friends issued a challenge. Does Chris accept? Hint: there's money involved. Will his lazy demeanor come into play?


Chrissy has a lil' myspace

MAACP.COM IS BACK UP ON CRUTCHES!

Yep, we can all see that MAACP is back... kinda... sorta. We're operating on the delicate genital organs to make it look and smell as fresh as a newly douched vag.

We want to thank all of you for your comments and offers to host the site!!! You rule!

Chris and I should be back with a revolting new episoap this weekend.

A CRIPPLED MAACP

MAACP.COM, BROCKET99.NET... SITES TEMPORARILY DOWN

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #618 - FAKE FREEDOM

SHOW #618. Thanks to the unpopular interest groups and the media (HOLY JESUS CHRIST! AM I ALLOWED TO EVEN WRITE THIS?), we could not do our regular show AGAIN. First, it was the tragedy of Virginia Tech. Then it was the firing of Don Imus and JV and Elvis. Now, we must comment on the suspension of Opie and Anthony by XM Radio. Does XM break its promise when words like "uncut" and "un-censored" are used? More importantly, what happens if everything that is deemed offensive by someone is shut down? Are we in a better place since the death of Jerry Falwell? Michael spoke to him, ya know. The Anti Radio Network is going through a lineup change. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will destroy the world. Al Sharpton. Music from Vaginal Chicken.

Michael and Chris say; - Get this book!

Peter McWilliams - Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in a Free Society

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #617 - MORBIDLY BRAVE

SHOW #617. Right away, Chris has an attitude because he doesn't want to be here. Larry the Frog, 50 years of luck. Be sure to check out "Red State Update." Demon possession. More DJ's in trouble for exactly what they're getting paid to do. Who the hell is too busy to meet the Queen? Another intense tiff with the girlfriend, which should be made into a cartoon. What's the meaning of that Guns 'N Roses song (can you please explain it to Chris? He really isn't that stupid.) We try to promote our program on a syndicated radio show. Finally, our first CDR audio (see the pics on Pie69.com), Michael "takes aim" at CJ and Gurnzie girl's pictures. You will hear the aftermath of this audio, including discussion which is shocking, uncomfortable and very honest. Put it this way: certain topics were discussed that were second-guessed as it was happening live. "Milking." A friend of the show is being attacked. Interview and music from Q Ball.

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #616 - GO TECH GO

SHOW #616. WARNING: This radio program contains very offensive content. It is for adults only. This show is dedicated and devoted to Virginia Tech. The tone is very serious, but we didn't forget about humor.

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #615 - NAPPY HEADED HO'S

SHOW #615. We are now broadcasting in 1960's style living stereo, and we add a new theme song to our roster. WOW! Courtesy of the great FOXYCOCK! And have you heard our other new theme from B SICK? Check out show 614 for that one! Welcome to 1750 America!! Again, we leave you for a bit, and all hell breaks loose in the media. Did you ever think the phrase "nappy-headed hos" would ruin your career?? The words nappy head never hurt Stevie Wonder from having a hit record. We discuss this Don Imus situation at great length, and expose the hypocrisy involved. Al Sharpton, spokesperson for black America??? Take a trip through internet searches, then you decide (Start with Tawana Brawley). The best article written about the Imus situation was penned brilliantly by Jason Whitlock. Also, check this out: The MAACP number of the day is: 304.4. Can you guess why? "disinfected country." Music from Sexface; the second song has rarely been heard. You might call it an "MAACP EXCLUSIVE!" Michael Anthony's CDR will be heard next week. Same whack time! Same whack channel!

Chris and I extend our condolences to all of those who were involved with the tragic shooting at Virginia Tech Today. Our thoughts are with you all. (there is no mention of the shooting in the show as it was taped during the weekend)

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP # 614 - BLOWN ROD

SHOW #614. Michael joins the gym, again. What's wrong with the scale? You'd think "blowing a rod" was a good thing. In this case, not so much. The cavalcade of good luck continues! Lucifer's right hand speaks. Chris is forced to say "good bye" to a favorite activity, one which he can resume if he just used unattainable discipline. MAACP, national TV stars? Chris becomes very uncomfortable. Send in your pics, and we give you New "glossy" photos. Music from The Pocket Gods and Chilled Alaskan DJ. "COMING IN A FEW DAYS" - IN RESPONSE TO THE ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH (DON IMUS FIRING) MAACP TAKES UNCENSORED AND OFFENSIVE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. WE'RE GOING BEYOND THE MONSTER YOU ALREADY KNOW!

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ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #613 - OIL KRAUT

SHOW #613 - Part III and the final installment of Chris' adventures with career training Starting TODAY, we follow a new show edict. Foot-in-mouth disease, again. "God's gonna gitcha!" Who is the ass at the bus station? You'll never guess a woman's potential to smell. A new and innovative way to have "lazy sex." "shooting thick lines" Check out the cool things happening at our NEW MAACP 360 page. That's right; We have no pride or modesty! We review some interesting photos that came to us. Send us your immodest pics. Interview (and music) from Swashbuckle. We also have music from Victor Bravo and Nikkiswan.

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP # 612 - SWEAR TA CHRIST

SHOW #612 - Part II of Chris' adventures during career training. He begins his dealings with the other students. Audit the government? Brocket 99 has been compromised. "Dogs are obedient." Chris adds a new impression to his roster. Should a judge behave this way? Chris' family in Baltimore. Recording strange "what if" sounds as a child. Charles Kang sucks at writing a script for his own commercial. Retarded conspiracy. Internet guy. Music from Alex Pfeifer Rose, John Romano and CoolHunter.

CLASSIC ANTI RADIO - MAACP #541 - PANTLOAD

FEATURED SHOW: PANTLOAD Friday February 10, 2006 TIME: 128:30 - 51.5 MB SHOW #541 mp3 - Two hour plus extravaganza -An interview and music from Guns and Roses Lead Guitarist Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal! Another classic Michael meltdown. A terrible accident. Chris loses something which is most precious. Diabetes. Michael's Super Bowl outing. Strange names for food. Music from Rada. Those dumb protests over stupid Mohammed cartoons. We have a news report on location from Afghanistan. . Fortune cookies and how they lie. More e-mail. A song has been banned from the state of Maryland.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #611 - TEARS AND TEMPERAMENT

SHOW #611 - Like we said in the last update, we'd be back before March 17, and we are! What happened to the leader of the Kuntry Killaz? Has his promising career become just a bitter "pill" to swallow? Cryptic MySpace comment. If you were in serious trouble, would you immediately sell your friends down the river to avoid harsher penalties? Insane Shane McKane has a new web site. Part I of Chris' adventures while "finding himself" as he embarks on career training. He experiences a range of emotions, including fear, anger, sadness, paranoia, topped off with a bit of arrogance. More buuuuuuuusic power from Dennis Paul, Autumn Affair, Chuck Brimer and D-Mine.

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ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP UPDATE - FEBRUARY 20, 2007

MAACP UPDATE - FEBRUARY 20, 2007 Chris Paulus flies solo. Perhaps it's more a windstorm. Like where a trash bag zooms aimlessly down the street!

And Mikey says: Tell me she's not hot!
Even with a shaved head Britney Spears
still makes me pop! Hmmm. I wonder.
Does the carpet match the drapes now?



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ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #610 - GLUB GLUB

SHOW #610. The show begins on a serious and somber note. Recent upgrades to our studios fall apart. "loose one thing, gain another." Michael wants wigs. "Fat" vs. "phat" Chris' words of wisdom about choices in life. The ole ball-n-chain. "oh, he was old." Josie Cotton, Kurk Cobain and Pink Floyd. The state of the music business, and how music has evolved through the decades. Hanson. Chris gives birthday presents the lazy way. The Brocket alcohol Drug Abuse Hotline. Jennifer Strange and the "hold your Wee for a Wii Contest." Drinking water, ruined for everyone. A new MAACP drinking contest. Chrissy makes a direct challenge to the abilities of Lucifer's Right Hand. Cool Satanic music from Weverin.

Hellish stuff to check out

Find out about Weverin here


Antaeus - Cut Your Flesh and Worship Satan

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #609 - NOT THE CLOWNS

SHOW #609. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT - Remember the proposal of the beer enema? Michael has a new proposal if he can string a sentence together that we can understand. Will Chris accept this cop-out ... err ... alternative? Listener participation is in order for this one. Of course, bit research is done on the show instead of in a prep show meeting (like we ever have those). A new fan of the show is sending very interesting pictures. Click here to see XXX pics of Master Blast P. Me. We finally talk about New Years Eve, which puts Chris in predictable form. "Little Mosque on the Prairie", and how TV show relates to Brocket 99. Do you remember an early-80's film favorite "Valley Girl", and the hit single (from that soundtrack) "Johny are you Queer?" The biggest conquest has been made in MAACP show history; an interview with music icon, Josie Cotton.

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #608 - JIGGER

SHOW #608. Our first show of 2007. We start with the ever-popular mailbag. We hope that our Satanist friends can take jokes. (it was Chrissy not me... boil Hanzel Paulus in the pot) Everything runs smoothly, exactly as you would expect. A new horrid video causes similar reactions. A software compu-techy-nerd checks in. Dr. Mike Lano. Hello and welcome back, Special J. Lonely! Radio station bumper stickers. We're doing very well with our new year's resolutions, and Chris proves his new healthy way live on the air. At the same time, Michael drinks a healthy concoction. Remember the proposal of the beer enema? Music from B Sick and The Urinal Mints.



Ding Dong Saddam is Dead Gear!!!

ANTI RADIO - MAACP #607 - PRADER WILLIE

SHOW #607. Our final show of 2006 (Can you tell?) Why do we do what we do? Chaos of the holiday season. Chris has a new toy. "Greed and Fear." A car stereo installation isn't what they claim. Cheap workable solutions Vs. aesthetics. Is Chris' voice damaged forever? We love to find flaws. Chris might have a police record. "MY GRASS, MY GRASS!" Christmas music from Blanche Tate. Christmas memories. We NEVER edit/censor this show, but we had to this time ... something about Michael's dark awful humor and personal heartache (for the right price, we might tell you). Fake voices people use in the workplace. You can die for your country, just don't drink beer until you're 21. Mental farts ruin great jokes. High colonics. What is considered an "oldie?" Avenue Q. It's flem problems, not turrets. Christmas music from Kimme an Klasse. Chris ruins a transaction for a salesperson. Michael has never had egg nog before (How un-American is that?) Delays and interruptions make this show limp to the finish line for 2006. We strive to continue to fulfill our "Promising everything, and delivering nothing" mantra in the coming year. Thanks for your support. We stagger the final few feet and fall into Christmas music from Miss Behavin.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #606 - POSER

SHOW #606. It's the holiday season, and we still get hate mail. "I do a lot for a little." Sorry, the "divide and conquer" tactic didn't work. We have been put on the radar of a prestigious award ceremony, but we don't fit the bill. Michael has Super Man like senses. Our new slogan really is fitting. Chris saves the day for our male listeners. "Oh, by the way, " Chris takes self-preservation to a new level (who am I kidding? It's the same old level you've come to expect from an ass). Selective caring. "Don't bother with that Christmas card. I can't read it." Deflating your good deeds each day. James Kim. If you have holiday music, please send to: Chris@antirational

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #605 - BLACKY STUFF

SHOW #605 The relationship is over. We give thanks. Michael's care packages. There goes Chris prognosticating about money ... again. Where are you, Insane? We give props to the Satanic faction. Family visits, and horrific things are discovered in antique shops (We still find reason to laugh, though). "Da old blacky stuff." We have a new sponsor. Do you really want to smoke this tobacco? Confederate States of America. Why do we laugh at offensive things (yes, I'm talking to you!)? Blacknificant Books. Chris has the hair that all the chicks want. Michael Richards and his backlash. Racist words and double standards. "Nigger" Vs. "nigga" Vs. "wigger." Jesse Jackson and his worth. We have friends in Kazakhstan (other than Borat), and they give us music from Plastilinovy JINN.



CSA: The Confederate States of America (2003)



Bamboozled (New Line Platinum Series)

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #604 - LAUGH POLICE

SHOW #604. "Throw the Jew down the well." Borat. PS3 stupidity. Don't you dare tell us what we should laugh at! Reliving Michael's dating history with a "foot-in-the-mouth" incident. A lifetime of apologies. Free speech. South Park. Brocket 99. Chris came very close to death. Was he really a designated driver? "I've driven drunk hundreds of times." Chris finally lets his neuroticism about money take a serious toll on his personal life. Because of this, he makes a major decision. We are searching for blind females for a fun and sexy project. E-mail us at: info at antiradio dot net for details. Music from Bulleez.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP # 603 - STRESSED WOOD

SHOW #603. Let us count. Bob Barker. We tried to get to the bottom of the Sex On Sunday controversy with a music critic, and our request was denied! Taking a dangerous path. "Gee, I hope there's no problem with that foot bridge." Who doesn't know how to put one foot in front of the other? Chris never thinks about the visual aspect of anything, regardless of the fact it can help greatly. "Smoke the Vote." Devising a way to eat badly and be healthy. "Oh where, oh where have my birth records gone?" Ignorance is ... what? Music from Aura.

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #602 - TRAINED FAILURE

SHOW #602. Tensions flair as Michael reads a "funny commercial." (Editor's note: the word "funny" does not reflect the views of said editor.) Because of this tension, Chris just gives up. Marvel Comics. Do elections really matter? Is the voting system corrupt? The curse of Michael Anthony. Chris is qualified for absolutely nothing. Sex On Sunday and the awful music critic. Digital Media Tips and Tricks. Borat. Lazy Americans (Don't count us out.) Is there really separation of church and state or are they conjoined twins? America the Divide. Chris has a "cheat sheet" that will help you vote when you don't even care about politics. Projection polls. There is a very good reason why we won't run for political office (other than being lazy). Music from Girl Scout Hand Grenade.

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #601 - FLAKED

SHOW #601. A cracking voice, memory loss and losing your place makes for a great radio show. Diane Rehm. The hypocrisy of rules in different countries. Why are we not as advanced? Chris and his missing chromosomes. We both lack feelings. Elmer and flaking skin. "University words" Hello, ETSU (East Tennessee State University). Interview with Charles Kang, great defender of North Korea. Music from Shameless.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP # 600 - LOVE JUICE

SHOW #600. We made it! Why would a man in his 40s have the bathroom concerns of someone who is double his age? "Lite rock." Live remotes and commercials. Chris and his olfactory. "It's time to change." Is there evidence that Chris is actually retarded? "Why don't you just eat a ... ummmm ..." Say hello to our new medical expert. We give the sensitivity award of the year to: Rush Limbaugh. Easily Suade? We are NOT as boring as NPR. Our bandwidth costs are rising, and we thank you in advance for helping. Click this donation link. Husband was caught "in the act" with his dog, and it causes Chris to revisit old issues. Does your dog "love" you? Chris gives new meaning to the term "lapcat." Sexomnia. Music from Wendy Latta and Georgie Jessup.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP # 599 - PARANOIA

SHOW #599. Kidney stones go "plink". The manager of Lenny Rednuts checks in concerning North Korea. We hope to get an interview with this sympathizer. "Nucular" "Remind me of the schedule that I set." The state of Chris' gmail. Can you guess who has more money and security paranoia? Music from Audio Spaghetti. Family comes to visit Michael and the girl (IE: the circus was in town.) Do we complain like old men? "It's all about faith, dude." "Young girl, get outta my mind." Music from Karmic Brick and Fishtank Ensemble.

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