NEW VIDEO ADDED TO MAACP THEME SONGS

Michael Anthony put a youtube page together celebrating 15 years of radio failure. There are added videos of musicians and other crap that Anthony loves, but usually hides from the listeners. Plus, he's reworked some of the theme songs into video.

Looks like a new project might be in the works?!?!

MAACP SHOW DOWNLOADS

Some of you have been experiencing difficulty downloading MAACP SHOW #631 - This show will be re-uploaded ASAP.

Many of our shows are now archived for download here - http://www.mediafire.com/maacp including MAACP SHOW # 624 - MOUTH MUFF and # 625 - DRY JACK

We will be keeping 3 shows on the Brocket 99 server. The older ones will be archived at mediafire

ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 631 - DESPERATE OXYGEN

SHOW #631. This is our final show from the southwestern hills of Virginia. Chris and his impulsive "I wonder if?" thoughts. "I don't want to inconvenience anybody." Michael is perplexed how Chris could possibly view people the way he does. What is the balance between allowing friends help you verses worrying about bothering anyone? Driving thirty miles to use the Internet. We continue, again, with another hike. Michael needs desperate nurturing that Chris is unwilling to give. Observations are shared about some of the extended family. The one thing Michael does which embarrasses his mother. The final destination is looming miles away, and Chris can hardly wait. Don't forget to take a gander at the lovely pics. Two more, on-the-spot farts are added to the sound library. Glistening face. Chris talks about his personal life, the trials, tribulations and just plane stupidity, religious conflict and more. These discussions bring about a visit from an old show friend, Satan.

http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP/MAACP_631_DESPERATE_OXYGEN.mp3

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ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 630 MISHMOSH MAGIC

SHOW #630. Michael and Chris are still hanging out in redneck country. It's Father's Day, and we talk about what our fathers mean to us ... one of us, not so much. "AAAAAH!!! DON'T SHOOT!!! This show is being recorded as we are driving to attend a Unitarian Universalist gathering. We attended an awesome bluegrass concert (Kopper Kanyon).
http://kopperkanyonbluegrass.com
Be sure to save that popcorn and drink for the show. Chris tells the sad tale of his father's death and the events which could have caused it. This left Chris with such a tremendous feeling of guilt (such a happy topic, considering the date of recording). Michael's lesson learned with training wheels, which almost jerked a tear from the soulless blind wonder. We attend the gathering, and re-join after a lunch that could choke an elephant, and Chris' long island iced teas, which don't seem to make any sort of impact. We have something to say at this gathering, and Chris was able to do something that he's wanted to do for quite some time. Granny, Get your gun ... just don't shoot your own son! We debate how long Chris will live if he continues his current lifestyle choices. "I'm concerned about you." Enjoy!

http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP/MAACP_630_MISHMOSH_MAGIC.mp3

ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 629 SHATTERED

SHOW #629. Day #2 of hiking with Michael and Chris. It couldn't be soon enough, as Chris narrowly escapes the impending wrath of Michael's mother. To put it simply, he destroys things. So much for being fiercely independent. However, he has paid attention to recording levels this time, so he's done something right at least. Cartoon fall in the tub. Nature smells like the circus. Mystery Theater. Things get very taxing, as Chris whines about the uphill terrain, not to mention the fact that he's been feeling lonely of late. For the good of the show, a life-threatening risk is contemplated to capture great sound. Chris eats a tofu scramble to see if he could stomach all of the goodness it has to offer. Can Chris finish this current hike, even though he's breathing as if he will die? Will Michael's mother throw both of them out of the house (premenition?) because of Chris' destruction? Does Chris have to give up everything that he holds dear (money) in order to fix the problem? Will Chris face the music for what he's done? If so,with what consequence?
http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP/MAACP_629_SHATTERED.mp3

ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 628 CORROSIVE

SHOW#628. We finally return to the air after yet another hiatus. This time, Chris braves the mountain ranges, traveling 10 hours on a Greyhound Bus to visit Michael out in the middle of nowhere (and we do mean nowhere.) We are mobile, and the show joins a hike already in progress through the back woods of South Western Virginia. Please excuse Chris' stupid ineptness as he doesn't take the time to test recording levels before the show begins (why do that? It just wastes time.) Why are the locals staring at us? Michael updates us on life's progress. "You have no right to see." Would Chris opt to see if he could? Just listen to the sounds of nature. There are times when we couldn't speak freely during our hike. Why does Chris feel the need to risk our lives and taunt an unfriendly dog? The Civil War is still a major part of existence for the folks down here, as rebel flags fly freely. "Ride the pendulum, folks!" Chris has been a major help? IMPOSSIBLE! Will Chris end upin the hospital because of the sudden exercise regimen? Will Michael continue along the same spiritual path? Can this show be consistent for more than two days at a time? Continue to listen to this show, as we remain on location.
http://www.brocket99.net/maacp/MAACP_628_CORROSIVE.mp3

ANTI RADIO - MAACP MICHAEL ANTHONY SHOW -

SHOW #627 POLY MAUI LOVEY. Michael Anthony goes solo on this very special edition of MAA-CP. It's been awhile since Michael has been in the air chair without Chris but he's been thinking. There are new challenges. Harder ones if you can believe that. After 23 years Michael has moved back in with his parents because frankly, they need his help. M con tinues his spiritual quest and although he's agnostic, he finds solice in Universal Unitarianism.

A fantastic interview with Polyamorists Sasha and Janet Lessin, founders of the world polyamory association. Music from Insolence, Smiling Horse and more.

Comments? We love em.

ANTI RADIO - CLASSIC MICHAEL ANTHONY SHOW BIT "THE BUSH" 1996

The Bush - Here's a classic bit from October, 1996 called the bush. The great thing about this bit is that it introduced my subscribers to Chris Paulus for the very first time. Chris had a bit part and played King ThighPrey. The bit sounds like it was a lousy piece of tape from the 1920's or 30's which is exactly what I wanted.

The story is the tail of Michael Anthony's sick and twisted deisre to shrink himself down to the size of a dust particle and sail inside of of women's vaginas. Obviously it's for adults only.

I'll bring you more of these old stories in the weeks to come. I'd love to hear any feedback you may have. Thus far Chris and I have received positive reviews for our work. Most notibly the unspeckled series which started with episoap #466 in September, 2005.

Enjoy you sick twisted perverts!

http://www.brocket99.net/av/bush_1996.mp3

ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 626 - CREAMY DELIGHT

SHOW #626. And now, the verse of the day. Show prep -- you betcha! What happened to Wendy Latta? "if you're not going to do it, I'm leaving." We take issue with Scott MacIntyre, the Miraculous/wonderful/amazing/courageous/mountain-moving blind hero *puke* American Idol contestant, whose discussion was sparked by twitter banter. In the middle of this, Chris departs briefly to deal with something more important than life itself. Chris fights with a tread mill, while Michael fights with a walkman. Old people and their computer destruction. And finally, music from the aforementioned Wendy Latta.

http://www.brocket99.net/maacp/MAACP_626_CREAMY DELIGHT.MP3

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ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 625 - Dry Jack

SHOW #625. We're back! That doesn't mean much when you consider the history of this show. Savor each one, as you'll never know when the next one will grace the void in your life. We will try really hard to be consistent . Chris finally concludes his Journey back to Baltimore (listen to shows #623 and #624 to learn what this means.) Michael's continuing medical issues, which gives him new-found faith in a bible. Job frustrations that led to employment crossroads and an inside look at corporate corruption. Who embarks on a major lifestyle change? Hint: If you answered "neither" (which would be the obvious choice), you are wrong. Chris' bold challenge ... Will he actually follow through? Music from Phoenix.

http://www.brocket99.net/maacp/MAACP_625_DRY_JACK.mp3

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ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 624 - MOUTH MUFF

SHOW #624. Archived: Available @ http://www.mediafire.com/maacp - This is the second show from September, 2008. It precedes part 3 which we recorded today. Part three will air later this week.

Many things have happened to us both during the year we were off the air. There is so much stuff that it spills into a second show. Michael had his turn during the previous show, and now it's Chris' turn, as he spills his guts about the tumultuous October and November, 2007. It's so intense, he had to consult with a lawyer to know how to speak about this without causing problems for himself. It was a life-changing event, filled with anger, tears, fear for his life, and a major relocation. Have the nature of these events changed Chris forever? During these discussions we have some very serious tense moments between us, which include coming clean about withheld information. This show is a must-listen. We say "goodbye" to a radio enemy/friend/enemy/friend. Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers, and doing nasty things while watching. Chris' love for a certain mumzy. The same old unpreparedness. Breaking the nourishment bank of the house. Chris' constant battle, or time-waster to enter into battle, with his weight loss. We both have nervous habits, all of which are embarrassing. "Michael Blownapart." Music from The Muggs. Take a good look at Chris' foot. If you thought you had body image issues, you will feel better instantly.

ANTI RADIO - MAACP SHOW # 623 - GORILLA FINGERS

SHOW #623. Archived: Available @ http://www.mediafire.com/maacp
Please be sure to check out the brand new pics, as we'll show you how we are doing this first show back after a too-long hiatus. We make our triumphant return, much like Jesus. We chronicle the year away from the show (has it really been that long?). "Boss of People" "High do, ripe for goo." Lots of things have changed, but much remains the same. Chris travels to hickville to be with Michael in studio, and immediately has problems with the living quarters. Total reliance on the computer. "Cornchip toes." Michael's medical maladies, including abnormal bleeding (of course, Chris is a good supportive friend, and shows concern ... if that's what you choose to call it). Hint: Wolford Brimley. One of us has entered the corporate vacuum. Independent music from St. Madness

Ghost Bators Clip

Listen Closely...
Does this say MAACP?

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Are they dead? Again? Well... kinda sorta.

So, Chris and Michael have both moved. Chris is once again in the land of crabs while Michael goes into deeper isolation.

The show has taken a back seat and we are deciding on its future. One thing is for sure. We have A LOT to talk about. Both of our lives have been turned upside down.

There will be a new show. When? We're not too sure. But it's coming. So take your pill and prepare for an abortion grenade!

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BROCKET 99 AND ANTI RADIO PRESENT - MAACP #622 - PHANTOM LIGHT

SHOW #622. Archived: Available @ http://www.mediafire.com/maacp With heavy hearts, we give you our 9-11 tribute. Time for a sing-along! Chris avoids more work for the show (non-brave or lazy?). Kevin Everett. Michael has developed a new way to induce quick orgasms while having sex (like men need a special method). Politically correct reporters. Brocket 99. Our former radio rival manages to pull himself out of the Amway deception/scam abis (only for a minute) to drop us an e-mail. Is this a big recruit attempt, or a genuine connection? Dr. Mike Lano, wrestling photographer to the stars. Nancy Grace and her fake CNN demeanor. We receive voice mail. Feast your eyes on Mishkah and more new pictures on Smut vibes. New old news from Chris' ophthalmologist. Watch Larry King on CNN, and play the game with us. One of our fav female rockers, Wendy Latta, sent new photos. Will Michael's job security disappear? It's time to play "Guess How many Messages are in Chris' Gmail Box." Michael's recent trip to Ocean City, MD, including a visit from Joe Seagull, and the ruins of a popular boardwalk icon. Music from Plastilinovy-JINN



I'm going to use this pic as my razr wallpaper for Wendy's number! And speaking of razors... Why does this pic end above the pink bubble gum tunnel? Latta, you're such a tease! We love you!!!

BROCKET 99 & ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #621 - SPECIAL ODOR

SHOW #621 Archived: Available @ http://www.mediafire.com/maacp - SPECIAL ODOR (OR) THE SOCIETY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF CHEESEBURGER SUBS. - A huge radio show mentions our web site. Our sincere thanks to whomever promoted it. Chris has a new distraction which will severely interfere with the show (you guessed it; money is involved). A weight loss dilemma (should it be done for love, money, or yourself?) Why is it so strange to wonder what human meat tastes like? "Hope for the best?" Hello, Wendy Latta. A horse named Charely. More excuses from Chris. Dealing with a drunk woman at a wedding. Just take a look at the awful pictures. Do they show a look of love or a horrifying waste of time? Music from Lords of the Underground. BROCKET 99

ANTI RADIO & BROCKET 99 PRESENTS - MAACP # 620 - TOOTHLESS HOLE

SHOW #620. Archived: Available @ http://www.mediafire.com/maacp Thanks so much to our new web host and our official local affiliate Brocket 99. Interesting how the big bad baby pussy won't see a doctor until the problem is critical (you might want to check his on-air persona at the door.) It should be a simple matter to change the gauze; not this time. Just take a look at the awful mess. The Canadian Football League (CFL). More on Chris' challenge. Will the lazy lard lose weight or just turn over and eat a ton of donuts before falling into forever sleep? Our brief tribute to Tammy Faye. Indy music from Timekeeper.

ANTIRADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #619 - QUAGMIRE

SHOW #619. We have risen from the ashes once again! Are long absence was caused by, but not limited to, the following: many technical problems Michael's inability to pay his bills (to keep his home studio on the air) Our web host dumps us for violating terms, without explanation as to what those violations were. Certain companies unwilling to fix problems in a timely manner, one of which went bankrupt during problem-solving, and Chris being forced to learn stupid, waste-of-time sighted software applications to do his job.

Actually, this show is more of an update than anything else. Please excuse Chris' awful audio, as we weren't able to link our studios for broadcast (see above). Why is radio forced to live by more stringent rules than TV? Family Guy seems to get away with anything. Finally, our take on the Chris Benoit situation. Wow! And I thought Vince McMahon was dead. Hello to our new fan from Amsterdam. Michael Anthony, Supervisor????????? Larry King and his stupid line of questioning. In true sitcom fashion, with the so-called help from a girlfriend, an air conditioner was placed in the window. During this unplanned hiatus, Chris waddles his way to Baltimore for a visit. While there, his friends issued a challenge. Does Chris accept? Hint: there's money involved. Will his lazy demeanor come into play?


Chrissy has a lil' myspace

MAACP.COM IS BACK UP ON CRUTCHES!

Yep, we can all see that MAACP is back... kinda... sorta. We're operating on the delicate genital organs to make it look and smell as fresh as a newly douched vag.

We want to thank all of you for your comments and offers to host the site!!! You rule!

Chris and I should be back with a revolting new episoap this weekend.

A CRIPPLED MAACP

MAACP.COM, BROCKET99.NET... SITES TEMPORARILY DOWN

Hey doggers,

As you may know by now, all of the sites associated with MAACP and Brocket 99 are down. We sincerely apologize and hope to have the problem fixed asap! We will resume updates and normal show broadcasting soon.

We are looking for a decently priced server and host. Know of anyone? Get in touch with us with the details.

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #618 - FAKE FREEDOM

SHOW #618. Thanks to the unpopular interest groups and the media (HOLY JESUS CHRIST! AM I ALLOWED TO EVEN WRITE THIS?), we could not do our regular show AGAIN. First, it was the tragedy of Virginia Tech. Then it was the firing of Don Imus and JV and Elvis. Now, we must comment on the suspension of Opie and Anthony by XM Radio. Does XM break its promise when words like "uncut" and "un-censored" are used? More importantly, what happens if everything that is deemed offensive by someone is shut down? Are we in a better place since the death of Jerry Falwell? Michael spoke to him, ya know. The Anti Radio Network is going through a lineup change. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will destroy the world. Al Sharpton. Music from Vaginal Chicken.

Michael and Chris say; - Get this book!

Peter McWilliams - Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in a Free Society

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #617 - MORBIDLY BRAVE

SHOW #617. Right away, Chris has an attitude because he doesn't want to be here. Larry the Frog, 50 years of luck. Be sure to check out "Red State Update." Demon possession. More DJ's in trouble for exactly what they're getting paid to do. Who the hell is too busy to meet the Queen? Another intense tiff with the girlfriend, which should be made into a cartoon. What's the meaning of that Guns 'N Roses song (can you please explain it to Chris? He really isn't that stupid.) We try to promote our program on a syndicated radio show. Finally, our first CDR audio (see the pics on Pie69.com), Michael "takes aim" at CJ and Gurnzie girl's pictures. You will hear the aftermath of this audio, including discussion which is shocking, uncomfortable and very honest. Put it this way: certain topics were discussed that were second-guessed as it was happening live. "Milking." A friend of the show is being attacked. Interview and music from Q Ball.

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #616 - GO TECH GO

SHOW #616. WARNING: This radio program contains very offensive content. It is for adults only. This show is dedicated and devoted to Virginia Tech. The tone is very serious, but we didn't forget about humor.

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ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP #615 - NAPPY HEADED HO'S

SHOW #615. We are now broadcasting in 1960's style living stereo, and we add a new theme song to our roster. WOW! Courtesy of the great FOXYCOCK! And have you heard our other new theme from B SICK? Check out show 614 for that one! Welcome to 1750 America!! Again, we leave you for a bit, and all hell breaks loose in the media. Did you ever think the phrase "nappy-headed hos" would ruin your career?? The words nappy head never hurt Stevie Wonder from having a hit record. We discuss this Don Imus situation at great length, and expose the hypocrisy involved. Al Sharpton, spokesperson for black America??? Take a trip through internet searches, then you decide (Start with Tawana Brawley). The best article written about the Imus situation was penned brilliantly by Jason Whitlock. Also, check this out: The MAACP number of the day is: 304.4. Can you guess why? "disinfected country." Music from Sexface; the second song has rarely been heard. You might call it an "MAACP EXCLUSIVE!" Michael Anthony's CDR will be heard next week. Same whack time! Same whack channel!

Chris and I extend our condolences to all of those who were involved with the tragic shooting at Virginia Tech Today. Our thoughts are with you all. (there is no mention of the shooting in the show as it was taped during the weekend)

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP # 614 - BLOWN ROD

SHOW #614. Michael joins the gym, again. What's wrong with the scale? You'd think "blowing a rod" was a good thing. In this case, not so much. The cavalcade of good luck continues! Lucifer's right hand speaks. Chris is forced to say "good bye" to a favorite activity, one which he can resume if he just used unattainable discipline. MAACP, national TV stars? Chris becomes very uncomfortable. Send in your pics, and we give you New "glossy" photos. Music from The Pocket Gods and Chilled Alaskan DJ. "COMING IN A FEW DAYS" - IN RESPONSE TO THE ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH (DON IMUS FIRING) MAACP TAKES UNCENSORED AND OFFENSIVE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. WE'RE GOING BEYOND THE MONSTER YOU ALREADY KNOW!

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ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #613 - OIL KRAUT

SHOW #613 - Part III and the final installment of Chris' adventures with career training Starting TODAY, we follow a new show edict. Foot-in-mouth disease, again. "God's gonna gitcha!" Who is the ass at the bus station? You'll never guess a woman's potential to smell. A new and innovative way to have "lazy sex." "shooting thick lines" Check out the cool things happening at our NEW MAACP 360 page. That's right; We have no pride or modesty! We review some interesting photos that came to us. Send us your immodest pics. Interview (and music) from Swashbuckle. We also have music from Victor Bravo and Nikkiswan.

It's that time of the month. So pull the string and vote!

ANTIRADIO.NET PRESENTS - MAACP # 612 - SWEAR TA CHRIST

SHOW #612 - Part II of Chris' adventures during career training. He begins his dealings with the other students. Audit the government? Brocket 99 has been compromised. "Dogs are obedient." Chris adds a new impression to his roster. Should a judge behave this way? Chris' family in Baltimore. Recording strange "what if" sounds as a child. Charles Kang sucks at writing a script for his own commercial. Retarded conspiracy. Internet guy. Music from Alex Pfeifer Rose, John Romano and CoolHunter.

CLASSIC ANTI RADIO - MAACP #541 - PANTLOAD

FEATURED SHOW: PANTLOAD Friday February 10, 2006 TIME: 128:30 - 51.5 MB SHOW #541 mp3 - Two hour plus extravaganza -An interview and music from Guns and Roses Lead Guitarist Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal! Another classic Michael meltdown. A terrible accident. Chris loses something which is most precious. Diabetes. Michael's Super Bowl outing. Strange names for food. Music from Rada. Those dumb protests over stupid Mohammed cartoons. We have a news report on location from Afghanistan. . Fortune cookies and how they lie. More e-mail. A song has been banned from the state of Maryland.

ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP #611 - TEARS AND TEMPERAMENT

SHOW #611 - Like we said in the last update, we'd be back before March 17, and we are! What happened to the leader of the Kuntry Killaz? Has his promising career become just a bitter "pill" to swallow? Cryptic MySpace comment. If you were in serious trouble, would you immediately sell your friends down the river to avoid harsher penalties? Insane Shane McKane has a new web site. Part I of Chris' adventures while "finding himself" as he embarks on career training. He experiences a range of emotions, including fear, anger, sadness, paranoia, topped off with a bit of arrogance. More buuuuuuuusic power from Dennis Paul, Autumn Affair, Chuck Brimer and D-Mine.

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ANTI RADIO PRESENTS - MAACP UPDATE - FEBRUARY 20, 2007

MAACP UPDATE - FEBRUARY 20, 2007 Chris Paulus flies solo. Perhaps it's more a windstorm. Like where a trash bag zooms aimlessly down the street!

And Mikey says: Tell me she's not hot!
Even with a shaved head Britney Spears
still makes me pop! Hmmm. I wonder.
Does the carpet match the drapes now?



See Britney suck here!